I know its bacon... but what have you done to it?!
Al Myer
Joanne Greenwald... the girl with the antennae on her face?
Lane Myer
I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
Lane Myer
She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.
Lane Myer
Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother, she dropped acid and freaked out and hijaked a schoolbus full of...penguins.
Lane Myer
I gotta go, the Christmas tree is on fire.
Lane Myer
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I'm no dummy!
Charles de Mar
This mountain is made entirely out of snow... Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?
Charles de Mar
Dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!
Charles de Mar
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
Charles de Mar
She doesn't date certain members of the basketball team: she dates the whole team!
Beth Truss
Two dollars!
Johnny Gasparini
I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.
Monique Junot
Oscar Meyer!
Roy Stalin
Is Oscar here your main weiner man?
Roy Stalin